will you be my boy "friend"?


alternatively: pants-wetting


out of touch with the schoolyard


the doctors! the doctors!


big pun comix


do his hands in your rear feel a
lot like the thing you believe in?



a cautionary vignette


stupid reference comix


wilberforce


don't look for a hidden meaning comix


inevitable


for "total lack of hope"


say, you've probably got a dollar!


"pedestrian, uninspired, insentient"


prom 11


prom 10


prom 9


prom 8


prom 7


prom 6


prom 5


prom 4


prom 3


prom 2


prom


ultrason meets generator baby


like a hummingbird in silence,
like the blood on my door



a very special lucid tv #8:
in which tuvok finds his way home



dispelling myths about veganism and
protein-deficiency in the process (part 1)



attorney at stein


they always choose the gauntlet


a.k.a. "the insulin-deficient
gasp factory"



you


or, y'know, just do whatever


"three weeks? how 'bout you
put me back in that coma."



parents just don't understand


seamus o'belughshy memorial
sanitorium (dublin, 1937)



yin and yang


these old men and the case of the
great big bushy beard (part 5)



the bucolic boys and the case of
the crowd with the opinion about
female circumcision (part 4)


the bareback boys and the case of
the young republican sleepover (part 3)



the belushi boys and the case of
the little reversed kid (part 2)



the beaver boys and the case of
the inside-out youngster (part 1)



the knife game


take it outside


david is half-jewish; this is half-okay


...and out come the wolves


sunday is baby week on lucid tv


these babies


JFKFC


squidgey-squidge


illicit drug use #3


selfish


this is an adventure


double recessive


SIDS (suspicious, infant-related
distraction strategy)



the one where michael
has a wet dream



let's roll


least satisfying part:
when they installed it backwards



buy humanbear o's reloaded


18 july 2007


a paroxysm of... what, lust? is it lust?


exciting like skateboards and
firetrucks and not taking a bath



the pacemaker is deceitful
above all things



historicity


the taste that kids' immune
systems can't resist



"and we'll supplement it with something for the fact
that you think wasting a doctor's time is funny"



and a third syringe filled with air


a dentist's chance in japan: part two


a dentist's chance in japan: part one


a very special lucid tv #7
never remember



a very special lucid tv #6:
the belushinator



dr. patches


kids today


hampsterdam


tell van sant, van zandt is dead


the return of dr. doctor house


they weren't


loud and clear


you wept, but your soul was willing


the temple of womb


kid break


go-go-gordon gano (part 4)


go-go-gordon gano (part 3)


go-go-gordon gano (part 2)


go-go-gordon gano (part 1)


the adventures of the
surgeon general: part 1



a human life


a very special lucid tv #5:
"we hope you enjoy your new
job as a proof measurer"



honestly, i can't remember what
i had for breakfast this morning



novelty is the cool uncle who lets
you watch r-rated films of invention



a subsidiary of hugh-mann & baer, inc.


back in 1995


the annual credibility hop


a terminal case of catachritis


knife me lets


the issues we'll be discussing
today are teen's issues



circle circle dot dot it appears she's
immune to the cootie shot (prep for surgery)



confabulation


the owls are exactly what they seem


(don't worry, "elder gods" is a euphemism
for "american board of thoracic surgery")



the illusion of control


unlimited wernicke minutes


the 'hab


in which a pun is made


medical waste


actually, they're mad
because it wasn't his turn



the consult


the docted


backseat doctor


through the eyes of a girl


a very special lucid tv #4:
"naughty nurses & dirty doctors XVII"



fell down some stairs


"it's kind of like quantum entanglement"


i've made a huge mistake


diplomacy


you called my children flying monkeys


the chocolate adventures of timmy and rasputin


human interest #2


the decision


disgusting


i graduated from the streets (with low honors)


why do we even have a copy of this on premises?


just say no (to girls with low self-esteem)


advice


let's get this party started right


inauguration of the pleasure zone


this is probably not how
malpractice insurance works



got your nose


human interest #1


wacky stack


the 120 days of pediatrics


salus aegroti suprema lex


window water baby moving


do you hear me? he's addicted to fetahol!


the old switcheroo


chatty fatty


home alone 5: barely legal


dai nyoudou-en 5000


may it rise to greet you


the big "c" (part 5)


the big "c" (part 4)


the big "c" (part 3)


the big "c" (part 2)


the big "c" (part 1)


a very special lucid tv #3:
"well, we took a biopsy of his older brother"



we have to teach house a lesson


blues, reds, the whole rainbow


buy humanbear o's!


a very special lucid tv #2


sleep tight


a joke about murdering children


C19H28O2, C18H22O2, C8H11NO, C8H,11NO3,
N2OC10H12, CYIQNCPLG, etc.



Up-Up-Up-Up-Upski


a very special lucid tv #1


a fond farewell (part 2)


a fond farewell (part 1)


don't believe the hype


timmy: revolutions


timmy: reloaded


NARM


they actually use kindness


I think you do it like this...


quack!


bad news


game over, man





the essentials
(guest strip by stephanie o'donnell)


oscar night comix


the kids in the halls and
the pipes in the walls

(guest strip by lars)


in which coldplay and muse
steal from radiohead, one last time



north world guest strip #2


guest strip by shishio and -U!


guest strip by benjamin stone


guest strip by shishio of one-liners and
renee katz of the nineteenth-century industrialist

guest strip by peter sanderson
of my zany adventure


guest strip by julie holden


goodnight, sweet prince


north world guest strip


a dirty trick


forest critter go-kart derby 5000


just another day in the lung cancer ward
(guest strip by lars)


guest strips for Animals Have Problems Too
sunfish / grouper


apocrypha
(strips #1-7)







Lucid TV is © 2006 John Keogh, David Rothlein and Ross Hutchinson Armstrong.